Joseph is rockin' a man bun and taking a selfie of Mary (holding a coffee cup while throwing a peace sign and doing "duckface") and the baby. The shepherd is doing something on his tablet, while he's got a sheep in a sweater next to a "100% organic" cow eating gluten-free feed. And the three wisemen? They're arriving at the solar-powered stable on Segways, each bearing gifts from Amazon Prime.
At $129.99, I'd hope that it's hand-crafted in America somewhere, but all we can confirm is that it's "handpainted" (somewhere, probably China) resin. Some of the jokes seem a tad dated already, and others seem ripe to be made, but I'm already imagining a whole "Millennial Holiday Village" set. If the makers of this thing aren't already on it, they can cut me a check and we'll get the wheels moving.
Fun Fact: I was in a "Living Nativity" once. Never again. The experience still haunts me.
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