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Sunday, May 01 2016 13:15

If You're Not a LEGENDARY Man, This Post is Not For You...

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THE ROCK FATHER has partnered with the Legendary Life of Dad and Old Spice for this promotion.

What makes a man "legendary?" According to some, achieving legendary status is by accomplishing feats that are "remarkable enough to be famous, or very well-known" (thanks, dictionary). The Aquabats! once sang that "The Legend is True" (but the legend was you), while The Bloodhound Gang came closer to my reality with their song "Legend in My Spare Time." Countless others have found themselves simply a legend in their own mind, their accomplishments small in actuality, bloated to legendary status only to themselves. Old Spice knows what legendary means, and they've managed to find and declare a select group of men as being truly legendary. In the eyes of Old Spice, and Product King® Bob Giovanni, your old pal, THE ROCK FATHER is legendary. I have the trophy to prove it. Yes, a trophy, and displayed on fine base of simulated wood that's permeated with the scent of new Sweat Defense Lasting Legend Extra Strong Anti-Perspirant and Deodorant - a blast of fresh citrus balanced with a cool peppery spiciness. I'm saying that my "pits" smell of citrus-y, peppery goodness. Legendary!

But Legendary Protection for Legendary Men starts in the shower - busting out the Lasting Legend Dirt Destroyer to eliminate odor at the source (sometimes, also "pits"). With 15 percent more cleansers, a 30 percent thicker formula and 20 percent more scent, you should see what it does to Bob Giovanni (scroll all the way down, and witness the power and glory)! And while Lasting Legend is a delightful scent that I whole-heartedly approve of, some classic sents are getting amped-up right now - becoming Pure Sport Plus, Extra Fresh, Tougher Timber, Stronger Swagger and Fresher Fiji (for Sweat Defense line).

So what makes me legendary? I can't be certain, but perhaps it's the dual life I lead... that of a multi-media adventurer that might be rubbing elbows in Hollywood one night...

 

Driving a Ferrari on a race track the next...

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But then somehow winds up back at home in Illinois, thousands of miles away the following day... spending time with my wife and The Rock Daughters. And vacuuming. Usually, vacuuming...

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It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it. Yep, I just dropped a Faith No More lyric, too. 

 If you're a legendary man that wants to try some legendary protection at a discount, hit this link for some coupons. Saving a few bucks is also a legendary affair!

Bob Giovanni is lurking
It's Legendary to have a picture of Bob Giovanni in your bathtub... lurking.

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James Zahn

About James: A work-from-home Dad with a pair of daughters (Released in 2009 and 2012) - James Zahn is THE ROCK FATHER™. 

Bringing over two decades of experience in the entertainment industry into the family realm, Zahn is an Illinois-based Entertainment Writer, Media Personality, Commentator, Adventurer and Raconteur. 

He is a member of The Toy Insider Parent Advisory Board, a writer for the Netflix #StreamTeam, and serves as a Brand Ambassador and spokesperson for several Globally-recognized pop culture and lifestyle brands in addition to consulting for a number of toy manufacturers.

Creatively, James has directed/edited music videos, lyric videos, and album trailers for bands such as FEAR FACTORY, has appeared as an actor in feature films and commercials, written comic books, and performed in bands. He currently serves as an artist manager and video director for Napalm Records' PRODUCT OF HATE.

James and/or his work have been featured in/on CNN, NBC, G4, The Chicago Tribune, Blogcritics, Fangoria, Starlog, The River Cities' Reader. Slowfish, Oil, and more. He's appeared as a music expert on CNN's AC360, has been quoted in BusinessWire, CNN and Babble, in addition to making appearances on ABC News, WGN and more. In the past he served as a writer for  Fandango Family and PBS KIDS, penned articles for Sprout, and was a contributor to Chicago Parent.

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