Chapters from the book:
- You Are Living With a Terrorist. Do Not Make Any Sudden Movements
- Your TV Has Been Hijacked. By Things With Very High Pitched Voices
- You Suck At This. It’s Not Just Your Imagination
- Remember When You Were A Respected Adult? Now You Go To Mommy and Me Classes
- Playdates Are the Modern Day Arranged Marriage. Same Age? You’ll Love Playing Together!
- Potty Training is the Sh!ts. And It’s Everywhere
- Everything Is Temporary. You Will Survive This
- This Childhood Will Be Televised. Hello Camera Phones
- Let’s Lean Back, Not In. Who Has the Energy for So Much Ambition?
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