THE ROCK FATHER has partnered with Life of Dad and Rogaine for the #FutureYou promotion.
The following message was sent via electronic letter to The Rock Father from The Rock Father of the Future…
Hello Me, meet the real me —
No, you’re not dreaming. I’m you. You’re me, and it’s time we had a little talk. I’m from the future, and yes I greeted you (me) with a lyric from a song from 1992, but that’s of no consequence right now. What might be a little more confusing is that I’m from your alternate future – the one you’re not going to end up living because the conversation that we’re having right now is going to negate that. Think of me as the “Future You” from alternate 1985, after the time machine got stolen and things ended up getting thrown out of whack. Don’t worry, The Rock Daughters are fine. Addie has an incredibly successful family practice and Finn is doing fantastic at NASA. Jen is still on you to take better care of yourself, and yeah, the hair is an issue.
You’re a chameleon, and I get that. Many different looks over the years, many of which have involved a lot of hair. I’m proud of you, though – you went through a really rough patch and cleaned-up pretty nicely…
But mark my words, you still need to drop 80-100lbs (it can be done), and just keep watching that hairline. Rogaine® treats Hereditary Hair Loss which is seen as thinning at the crown of the head. You know that hair loss runs in the family, because our grandfathers had it, and “The Rock Father Father” (Dad) has had it. Hereditary hair loss is a progressive condition. If you don’t do something about it, you’ll continue to lose more and more hair over time, so what I’m here to tell you is that if it starts, you need to bust out some of that Men’s Rogaine® Unscented Foam and use it twice a day, every day to maintain results.
You always joke about being “Old Crankypants,” and I’m here to tell you that you don’t want to start looking the part. Rogaine® Foam is clinically proven to regrow up to 25% more hair in 3 months, and while it won’t prevent hair loss, it can help treat it.
You’re not alone, but I need to go right now. You reading this is about to erase me from existence.
ROGAINE® products counteract the effects of hereditary hair loss, and with revolutionary Men’s ROGAINE® Foam, the ROGAINE® Brand continues to lead the way in topical products for regrowing hair. Men’s ROGAINE® Foam revitalizes hair follicles and is clinically proven to help regrow hair in men who used it every day for 4 months