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It’s not a new Christmas song, but since Mista Cookie Jar just reposted his 2011 “Robot for Christmas” video on Facebook, I have to post it here on The Rock Father. It’s just weird enough that I can’t resist, and if you dig the kind of 1980’s-analog-robo-funk that I often find myself enjoying, then you’ll probably savor this in an “all your base are belong to us” kind of way. It’s a Santastic song with nods to STAR WARS, SHORT CIRCUIT, ROBOCOP, TRANSFORMERS, 2001, and more. Actually, if the phrase “Max & Jinx, friends forever” means anything to you… just check it. Video and lyrics below… and if you dig it, you can grab the track here.

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Robot for Xmas – Lyrics

robotforxmasI’m dreaming of a robot for Xmas. 
The epic-fun-so-awesome kind! 

Dude, you know what would be awesome? 
If I could have a robot 
to follow me where ever I go. 
Dear Mr. Santa Claus, 
I’m not talking bout a plastic toy. 
I’m talking bout a talking, dancing, flying toy. 
A real certified android! 
A real certified android! 

I’m dreaming of a robot for Xmas. 
The epic-fun-so-awesome kind! 
It’s gotta jet pack that soars to the sky 
and a 5D,16-bit, 3rd eye! 

I’m dreaming of robot for Xmas. 
A rad robot is #1 on my wish list. 
Just like a puppy, this bot be my buddy. 
Where ever I go go, my gadget will go-go! 
Ho! Ho! Santa baby let’s get down to business. 
My mama’s chimney, it better be on ya hit list. 
Please little elves, give it, bells and whistles, 
LOL’s and kisses, plus a tail that wiggles. 
Waterproof, multi-lingual, space-suited and stylin’. 
You can leave the hula-hoop for Alvin. 
Powered up by L-O-V-E. 
Super-Bot Supreme! 
Best friends to the end, 
beginning with one dream! 

Big shout outs to 
BMO, Bender, Marvin the Paranoid Android, 
the Shufflebot, R2-D2, C3-PO, Cindy Mayweather, 
Optimus Prime, Johnny 5, Wall-E, Jinx, Robocop, Data, Plex, 
The Droids at Chuck E. Cheese and Showbiz Pizza, 
Super Martian Robot Girl, Astroboy, Bumble Bee, 
Hal 9000, the Gobots, Conky, Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, 
Gypsy, Cambot, Voltron, and Rosy the Maid from the Jetson’s. 

I’m dreaming of a robot for Xmas. 
The epic-fun-so-awesome kind! 
It’s gotta jet pack that soars to the sky 
and a 5D,16-bit, 3rd eye!

Original Song: “White Christmas” by Irving Berlin 
Produced, Performed, and Animated by Mista Cookie Jar
Executive Producer: Anna Pizarro.

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