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6am on a Sunday Morning and I hop on the evil site known as Facebook to check messages while the rest of the family sleeps. While checking out The Rock Father page (give me a ‘LIKE’), a story from Cool Mom Picks crossed my feed announcing that a company called CITIZEN BRICK has started making custom (unauthorized) LEGO Minifigure-sized Babies. While that’s cool and all, something else caught my eye over on the Citizen Brick site. This guy…


I don’t even collect Minifigures, yet I’m tempted to order one. Here’s what they say about him:

Sponsor Message:

Citizen Brick prides itself creating Minifigs for collectors of all sorts. Even if they happen to love Satan. This guy may or may not have a sacrificial alter in his apartment storage unit, yet still embodies the Norwegian Black Metal aesthetic in sinister detail. Perfect for your dystopian horrorscapes or as a gift for your metalhead cousin.

Citizen Brick premium printed LEGO® compatible Minifigs. We offer the finest quality Minifigs and bricks around. No labels, decals, hand painting, or ink jet digital. Printed like the real thing using authentic LEGO® parts. For the serious AFOL model builder.

No decals. No paint. All awesome. Citizen Brick.

Now I’m tempted to crank up the EMPEROR, maybe a bit of MAYHEM or BURZUM this morning!

My little one is still in DUPLO stage,  but when she gets a little older, she might want some of these

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It stands to reason that miinfigs must reproducesomehow, or there wouldn’t be so many of them. Citizen Bick delivers bundles of screamy joy in blue and pink. Gender chosen randomly, as is Nature’s way.” 

The above pictured items are available direct from 

Speaking of LEGO Minifigures… how about a FREE HULK direct from the Official LEGO Shop? (valid through May 31, 2012)


FREE Exclusive 'The Hulk™' Minifigure with a $50 purchase. Valid 5.16 - 5.30

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