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Sad news today as Optimus Prime, leader of the TRANSFORMERS faction known as the ‘Autobots’ was found dead in Illinois. After a valiant battle, it appears that Prime’s final defeat came not at the hands of the rival ‘Decepticons,’ but within the tight grasp of a car crusher. Photos from the scene can be viewed below, exclusively on The Rock Father.

That ‘car crusher’ was a 2 1/2 year old girl (at least that’s what the Play-Doh made it look like):

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