Cold Slither is back — and Christmas is officially in danger. The notorious Cobra-affliated metal band has unleashed a holiday anthem with the release of “Cobra Claws Are Coming to Town,” a twisted seasonal track that puts a villainous spin on yuletide cheer.
“It’s a bloomin’ treat to once again show the yobbos why we’re the best heavy metal band in the world!! Bludgers thought we was washed up, but we put out the best album of 2025,” boasts Dreadnok Torch. “Didn’t think we could nail a Chrissie song, and we turn in a bloody ripper! And wait till you read the lyrics!! Least, I’ve heard they’re good. Reading ain’t me strong suit.”
Packed with snarling vocals, shredding guitars, and tongue-in-cheek menace, the song delivers exactly what fans expect from Cold Slither: loud riffs, bad intentions, and zero goodwill toward mankind. It’s a holiday banger built for mischief, nostalgia, and late-night listening, proving once again that even Christmas isn’t safe from Cobra. Hissss.
P.S. — Visit The Pop Insider to learn about how Cold Slither turned New York Comic Con into a recruiting drive for Cobra.
