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How long should it take to change a tire? In truth, that’s not an easy question to answer, as there’s variables to the equation. From type of vehicle to the tools available, the speed of changing a tire can have vast differences. One prime example is changing the tire of your daily driver. If you had a flat, you could probably change the tire in 20-30 minutes (or less), provided you had a spare, a jack, and the right wrench to remove the lugnuts. On the race track, a pit crew could change all four tires in a matter of seconds. Those are all human applications, so what about penguins? How would the PENGUINS OF AMERICA handle a tire change – particularly one on the track? In theory, the same way we would “lefty-loosey, righty-tighty.”

I’ve actually changed a racing tire – in fact, I did it very recently, and under the watchful eyes of a crowd as part of a “Pit Stop Challenge” at Sonoma Raceway. A genuine pit crew would want a tire change to take no more than 5-20 seconds at absolute max. Since I’m hardly a professional, let’s just say I had some issues with the lugs… I dropped them, and they scattered. It took me and a partner 53 seconds to change one tire.


Oddly enough, I seem to have an ongoing problem with lugs in general. Have you ever heard of swollen lug nuts? It’s a condition that affects many vehicles from many automakers, especially in climates that have huge temperature swings like we have here.


Because the lugs are created by placing a chrome cap on top of a steel nut, moisture can get inside there and split them in time. While it’s not so much a safety issue, this could be a real problem should you ever get a flat. The reason? The lugs will no longer fit the wrench that comes with your spare. You’d end up stranded somewhere because of a part that costs just a few dollars – so check your lugs!

So, what does this have to do with PENGUINS, you ask?

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Sometimes we take life’s issues too seriously, and in the new book, PENGUINS OF AMERICA, written by James Patterson & Jack Patterson, with Florence Yue and Illustrations by James Madsen, we see these iconic birds taking the place of humans for a light-hearted send-up of real life.


And why penguins? It’s because Jack Patterson, son of author James, once told his father that he should do a book about penguins. Jack was just 5-years-old, and now 12 years later comes a collaborative effort between father and son, but one geared toward a grown-up audience.


To celebrate the release of the book, the Pattersons and Little, Brown & Co have teamed-up with The Rock Father to give you a chance to win a hardcover copy of PENGUINS OF AMERICA plus a $100 AutoZone Gift Card! You can enjoy a great book, and then pick up some supplies for your ride!

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