I have a theory that all babies are born evil. If you know me well, there’s a chance that you’ve already heard it. If not, I’ve probably mentioned it in passing, and will likely do so again. As much as I love babies, the Cliff’s Notes version would be that babies are a pretty violent and sinister bunch. They hit, they kick, they scream and they sometimes go all EXORCIST on you by spraying you with questionable fluids. Yes, babies are born evil, and we have to teach them to be nice. For those that agree with me, it appears that the folks at T-Shirt Hell are celebrating my theory with the release of their “Baby Dreams” T-Shirt. Sweet dreams are made of Global Thermonuclear War…
What do you think? Wanna get one for yourself? Check out T-Shirt Hell.
